Down and Dirty Astrology
Down and Dirty Astrology is a candid, unscripted, dialogue-based astrology reading, where I use wisdom, intuitive artistry, numerology, and even swear words to navigate your birth chart. I will translate the most significant and beneficial particulars into an easy-to-understand, relatable way so that you can apply the knowledge in your everyday life with ease. No astrological jargon, just a “down and dirty” reading you can easily comprehend and use to empower your life.
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Understanding your birth chart and numbers, as well as the birth charts and numbers of those that matter to you, can help uncover key elements of yourself. Down and Dirty readings are designed to help calm your mind and to try and provide you relief. Whether there is a push/pull tension within you, or you have certain feelings and thoughts that lack understanding, or possibly engaging in unconscious behaviors that impact your relationships, a Down and Dirty reading can help your discover your natural gifts and let them shine.
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Your Down and Dirty reading will be 23 minutes and 45 seconds long. Just enough time to provide you the most valuable elements that lay within your chart so you can easily digest and remember what is important.